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Irony Redefined in England

January 8, 2004 2:05 AM EST

For the Norwegian robin, the 400 mile journey from Scandinavia to Britain is a grueling 15-hour journey. Consequently, only 30 birds have been known to have successfully traversed the waters of the North Sea in the past 85 years.

One of those 30 birds made that sojourn this week. One lucky birdwatcher was fortunate enough to witness the end of its travel. She and her small cat watched from her garden as the weary robin made its descent to Britain to rest from its journey.
Then, in a devilishly ironic twist, the birdwatcher watched in horror as her pet feline devoured the exhausted robin. The birdwatcher documented the significant event and wrote to a bird charity, reluctantly admitting that her pet had just ruined this ornithological wonder.

Ryan's Opinion: Ah ha ha ha ha ha! That sure came out of left field. I can only imagine her reaction. She dedicates her life (or free time, anyway) to birds and her fluffy kitty totally owns this robin. I'm reminded of a Family Guy quote: "I'm Dr. Goodman of the Quahog Ornithological Society, ironically dining at a restaurant that exclusively serves poetry." Next time she'll think twice before having two contradicting intrests.