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Note: Most of the my site is about making you laugh. This is not. Except for the part about Transformers: Armada. GEEZ that makes me mad!

Marlins Unfairly Fined

May 30, 2003 7:25 PM EST

(Miami) - Major League Baseball's Florida Marlins received a fine from often-criticized commisioner Bud Selig this week.

A few weeks ago, the Marlins fired manager Jeff Torborg as a scapegoat for the team's poor performance. Team officials immediately hired Jack McKeon to replace Torborg, having had McKeon on their collective mind for some time.

The fine was a penalty for not interviewing any minority candidates before signing McKeon. It was not directly confirmed by Selig, but instead issued by an official who wanted to remain anonymous.

Ryan's Opinion: If you are a minority, or someone who is just a cry baby who is easily offended, then click here before you start hating me.

The reason I finally wrote something for the site after 6 months is because this infuriates me so much. What if they had hired a black guy without interviewing any caucasians? Is that any better? They knew they wanted McKeon when Torborg was fired, so why waste valuable time interviewing people they know they won't hire?

I am not racist in anyway. But seriously, this affirmative action stuff is going too far. Ok, so "Whitey" committed some disgustingly heinous crimes in the 17th-19th centuries, 20th to a lesser extent. Forcing the Africans into slavery is right up there with the actions of Adolph Hitler, Slobodan Milosevic, and the guy who made Transformers: Armada. But two wrongs don't make a right. I don't care how many times you fine the Florida Marlins, or allow a minority into a college as opposed to a more qualified majority, it's not going to erase those crimes. Thomas Jefferson wrote that all men are created equal. This sure doesn't look like equality to me. The Marlins should be able to hire whoever the heck they want.

This is supposed to be the land of the free. I think it's time we start acting like it.