Breaking Up
You've probably been dating this girl for a while now, and maybe things aren't
exactly going the way you planned.
Yes, it's time to break up. And since you came in with a blast...
...you should go out with a blast. Besides, something funny will make the impact
lighter on her.
Get out your trusty can of spray paint and write hate messages all over her walls.
Not only will this give her a smile in her time of sorrow, it will also add some
color to the boring beige and brown on the outside of her house.
Try stabbing a doll, as I have here, and leaving a note with it, saying
something to the effect of, "I'll kill myself if I ever see you again."
If these don't work for you, and you don't feel comfortable breaking her heart,
you might want to consider just bumping her off. I decided to tamper with her car.
A hammer is an excellent tool for this, as you see here.
And finally, repeat the process.
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