Now things get bumpy: Your first date. Whatever you do, don't be nervous. A
gallon of sweat under your arms can only make things worse. To help you stem this
nervousness, I've put together a few tips.
Tip #1: Try using a crazy hairstyle. This will help her see your wild side.
Tip #2: You're definately going to need flowers, so pick some from her
front yard to save some money.
Tip #3: Drive as fast as possible. The less time you spend on the road,
the more stuff you can do with your girl.
Tip #4: Take her to a nice, fancy restaurant. Mexican food is highly
recommended.
Tip #5: Spend some time playing video games--girls love that.
Tip #6: I don't care how the date went, good or bad. Always, always, ALWAYS
go for the goodnight kiss, even if it means being slapped.
