Selecting a Girl
Is this you?
Stuck in your LA-Z-BOY night after night, flipping through the channels, cramming
down the Fritos, doing nothing until the sun comes up? Then, an episode of
"Bewitched" comes on and you realize you have the whole script memorize. Then it
hits you: You really, really need a girlfriend.
Well, you've come to the right place. But now that you're here, it's time you
get down to the heavy stuff.
Before you start pursuing your girl, you need a girl to pursue. First, draw up
some standards. It doesn't hurt to be specific. For this guide, my only standard
was, "Has Digital Camera," but for the sake of example, I also threw in, "Blonde
Hair," "Blue Eyes," and "Not a Jerk."
Now for the actual decision. An exellent tool is a yearbook, coupled with a pair
of dice. Find several girls that fit your criteria, and throw the dice to narrow
them down to your one single vict--uh...I mean...love...yes, love, that's it.
If this doesn't work for you, just be random.
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