Male Shoppers vs. Female Shoppers
If I've learned anything during my time at Sears, it's that men and women shop in very different ways. I wanted to find a way to perfectly articulate this to my readers, so I went to the one thing that is still pure in the world of computers: MS Paint. Yes, the New Graphix Revolution has illustrated exactly what Photoshop and Paint Shop Pro think they're too fancy for. So join me in saying "Screw you, Adobe!" and enjoy!
To explain:
- Men go shopping for one thing and leave with one thing. Or nothing.
- Women go shopping for nothing and leave with everything. Or nothing.
- Both genders leave catastrophic messes in the fitting rooms. The difference is, for men, every person leave one thing. For women, one person leaves everything.
I hope this has been enlightening as to why I hate mankind. Thank you.