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Getting her Attention

Now that you've made your choice, it's time you let her know you're interested. Sure, talking to her helps, but some girls are completely oblivious and don't realize when a guy is interested in her (seriously... I know from LOTS of experience). So what you need is a crazy stunt that will grab her attention like fly paper. First, you need a can of spray paint.

You'll also need a car, preferably one that's not yours. I chose my mom's car, because even a girl isn't worth risking my beautiful Party Wagon II.

Now, paint a message on the front of the hood, similar to "I love you," as I have here.

Now go to here house, and, hoping no one's in the front room, ram your car through the wall (that's why the car isn't yours...see?).



When she cleans up the mess, she'll find your message, and will be delighted. Mission accomplished.

What? You don't like it? Well, I guess you COULD skip this part... but getting that first date will be tougher if you don't pull a crazy stunt to get her attention.