Ryan's Job

Last updated 6/17/04
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Welcome to the cream of the crop. Of the 260 some odd files on my Freeservers account, most of it is pure garbage. Ryan's Job, however, is pure gold. This is a compilation of stories derived from my experiences as a Movie-Going Experience Enhancement Specialist at Harkins Theaters and as a Merchandise and Customer Assistance Assosciate at Sears. Having these jobs has brought me to a startling revelation: Mankind is doomed.

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Harkins Sears
Ryan's Customers
Ryan's Job Search
Working at Harkins
Sears Drug Test
Ryan's Co-workers The Man, the Myth, The Legend
"Oh, No... Oh, Please, No..."
Chronicles of Torture:
Working in Retail in December
Male Shoppers vs. Female Shoppers
Ryan's Next Job