I was approached recently by the Board of Internet Health, and they told me that
my site was polluting the World Wide Web. They said I had two options: Give the
site a little dignity, or shut down. Permanently. Naturally, I chose the first
option. I considered a few things--Renaissance art, opera mp3's, restaurant
reviews--but nothing sounded good. So eventually, Richi said, "Why don't you just
do news?" A few insults and a couple jars of Mike'N'Ikes later, I agreed
with him, hence this page. Keep in mind that, and Lord and Master of All Things
Boredom Zone, I claim the right to bend the news and give my personal opinion as
I please.
June 17, 2004
Ryan Releases Big News
January 14, 2004
I am Not a Loser
January 8, 2004
Irony Redefined in England
December 19, 2003
Police Arrest World's Drunkest Man
May 30, 2003
Marlins Unfairly Fined
May 30, 2003
Prom: Society's Deadly Plague
May 29, 2003
Just Takin' Up Space
January 27, 2003
No More Stinking up Buses in Oregon Town
January 16, 2003
Drunken Guy Eats Friend
January 7, 2003
The Boredom Zone Travel:
Reavis Ranch
November 23, 2002
Foosball Game puts Ryan Out of Commission
November 21, 2002
James Bond Charged with Thousands of Crimes
November 18, 2002
Ryan Declared Better than Richi
November 14, 2002
Evil Warlord Wins Arizona Governor's Election
November 10, 2002
UN Lets Bush have is Way with Iraq
November 9, 2002
AZ Governor's Race Still Undecided